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Werecats with an oedipal complex. Stephen King what the hell were you thinking? Cameo by The Spoony One.

Posted by necrocritic on October 2, 2009 at 10:55 PM 4577 Views

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16 Comments

Reply Gyorg Lopez
6:05 AM on July 13, 2012 
I love the awesome ways you troll the trolls XD
Reply MsPsycho140
2:21 PM on December 4, 2011 
YOUR VIDEOS RULE!!! PLEASE DON'T STOP MAKING THEM!!!(I'm broke, so I can't donate anythign, sorryyyyyy T,T)
Reply Liesel Collins
8:26 PM on September 29, 2011 
I'm gonna do some Wild Mass Guessing here...

It could be that the werecats have the ability to sense virginity. It makes more sense than the ability to transform a car at will.

It could be that only silver-backed mirrors show a werecat's true reflection. The same is sometimes true of other magical shape-shifting creatures, depending on the writer. Also, the paper that the film is developed onto uses something called silver-halide crystals. You should probably look that part up yourself.

If Charlie is incestual with his mother, it could be that the reason the werecats look like lizard-monkeys is generations of inbreeding.

And hell, if a werecat cat change an entire car, why not telepathically explode it, too? Maybe the gun was just to look cool. Whatever.



...None of this will ever excuse how shitty the movie is.
Reply zogar1
8:25 PM on February 19, 2011 
thoes werecats are god damned moter fuckers
Reply Ronin77(A)
9:26 PM on January 8, 2011 
EWWW!! Energy vampiric were cat incest! This is just as bad as the incest in Twilight! *ugh*
Although honestly Necro, this might not be the worst he's ever done, but definitely not the best either.
Reply Alira14
2:09 PM on November 15, 2010 
The worst movie with Stephen King's name on it you say?
Behold!
This is Mangler - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mangler_%28film%29
or how I like to say "how to short story, parody of exorcist stories etc change into very mindfucking serious movie"
...yup, a serious movie about mangler possessed by the devil. I want to know what kind of drugs they were taking (I think that the same drugs as creators of "Night of the Lepus" which also is serious movie based on PARODY, dammit!)
You know the funny part?
They made trilogy !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mangler_2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mangler_Reborn
Reply Kurtis
3:25 PM on September 21, 2010 
Did anyone else notice that the chick playing the dude's mom is the freaking Borg queen?!?!
Reply lackofcoolname
9:34 PM on August 29, 2010 
AND! uchihas dont even rule they SUCK !!! sasukes gay and poor itachi is evil ( yes i know he became evil for his bro but the ninja wold would be alot better WITHOUT sasugay .. and deidara would still be alive *sniff* ya.. im a HUGE deidara fan)

and this is an offence to all cat ppl!! (me being the idiot otaku that i am i take the anime cat ppls side)
Reply MissBlack
2:19 PM on August 27, 2010 
Hey, nice review! You're slowly becoming one of my favorite critics on the internet.

And I think Stephen King has a perfect villain face. I've never seen him in video before. Hell, he's as wierd as some of his histories (this one included)...
Reply Doc Holidae
2:10 PM on April 10, 2010 
so...let me get this straight. the cat people can be seen in their true form by looking at their reflection in a mirror, so the two cat people keep giant-ass mirrors all over their house? yeah, sure, why the hell not.
Reply Ardae
3:57 PM on November 23, 2009 
I've watched all your videos at the moment of writing this and I can surely say that I will continue follow your videos. I must say that your style and degree of work you put into your videos =) I really hope you will follow up on your work I will at least follow it! =)
Reply Aerosmith
12:59 AM on November 18, 2009 
work on your jokes man
Reply NostagiaTeen
7:01 PM on October 9, 2009 
One quip, you smile a BIT too much, it makes your vids look a bit too homemade, nothing huge, just work on it.
Reply necrocritic
4:33 PM on October 4, 2009 
Les says...
This is awesome. I love the part about something that looks too much like Oedipus Rex. I love how the plot is just right there right away and is so... bad. I love the details you put into it, and how to combined your original style and used others to made something rather cool. :] The move for sure sucks, but the critique is wonderful. I can tell that you have been well inspired.

Thank you for making me smile. :]


Thanks for the complements. Glad you liked it.
Reply NostagiaTeen
6:49 PM on October 3, 2009 
WHOAH, how the HECK did you get Spoony to cameo?

You sir, are a GOD
Reply Les
6:33 PM on October 3, 2009 
This is awesome. I love the part about something that looks too much like Oedipus Rex. I love how the plot is just right there right away and is so... bad. I love the details you put into it, and how to combined your original style and used others to made something rather cool. :] The move for sure sucks, but the critique is wonderful. I can tell that you have been well inspired.

Thank you for making me smile. :]