The Necro Critic


My Thoughts on the Snuggie.

Posted on October 12, 2009 at 3:53 AM

Why? Oh sweet mother of Christ, why?

When the Snuggie was first advertised, I thought it was the stupidest thing ever. Are people really so retarded that they don't know how to use a blanket? IT'S A FUCKING ROBE THAT YOU WEAR BACKWARDS!!! And yet so many people were stupid enough to buy it, that they made the designer edition. Then came the Snuggie specially designed for kids. I'm sorry, but wasn't one of the original infomercial's claims "One size fits all"?

One would think that the insanity would stop there, but no. They had to think of a way to hemmhorage more money of out the idiots we call humanity. Which brings us to this...

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It's shit like this that makes me lose all hope for humanity.

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Reply Ryukemi
9:28 PM on January 29, 2011 
in mexico ppl would prolly keep the dog AND the talking dog tag, i know cause im mexican and see ppl do it
Reply Nate
3:32 AM on November 23, 2009 
I work at a Walgreen's that sells these abominations of nature. This lady brought in her dog to ask if I would be willing to test-fit the pup with a few of them. Needless to say, I nearly got fired for profanity that day.