The Necro Critic

Hi guys. I've been getting a lot of questions about why the second part of my Halloween Special is so fucking late. Well, for the past couple of months, I've been having some weird issues, because the file absolutely refused to upload anywhere. Also, my computer managed to fuck up the file on my video editor and two of my recorded video files, so I'm having to both re-edit the video and reshoot the last scene.

Please bear with me while I work through all of this. Between this and my Christmas Special (which, due to obvious reasons, is going to be a little late), I'm going to be busier than fuck.

On an entirely unrelated note, I'm busy looking for someone to do title cards for my videos. If you or someone you know is interested, show me some of your art (photobucket, deviantart, etc...) and I'll see if we can work something out. If you work for commissions, please keep in mind that I am both extremely broke and chronically unemployed, so I won't be able to pay commission fees.

EDIT: I've found someone to do title cards. Though I thank everyone else who offered. As far as the videos go, I hope to post my belated Halloween and Christmas specials sometime this week.

As most of you probably know, I am a member of the Spoony Experiment forums. Today marks the third anniversary of The Spoony Experiment, so me and several other members did a roast of him to honor it.

You should check it out.

http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/15/the-tse-forum-clubs-roast-of-noah-antwiler/

NOTE: Sorry that the Jekyll + Hyde review is taking so long, my video editor is being a bitch and won't process it.

Welcome to The Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Double-Feature Halloween Craptacular!!! The two-part Halloween Special where I tackle two of the worst Jekyll/Hyde movies to ever be made. (Surprisingly enough, they were both made in 2006)

Our first movie is The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde starring horror legend Tony Todd. Will the Candyman be able to save this peice of garbage, or will it be doomed to a Rube-Goldberg styled death? Either way, it's nothing a quick bottle of Mana won't fix.

Mr. Hyde

Mr. Hyde

Mr. Hyde

Mr. Hyde

Mr. Hyde

Why? Oh sweet mother of Christ, why?

When the Snuggie was first advertised, I thought it was the stupidest thing ever. Are people really so retarded that they don't know how to use a blanket? IT'S A FUCKING ROBE THAT YOU WEAR BACKWARDS!!! And yet so many people were stupid enough to buy it, that they made the designer edition. Then came the Snuggie specially designed for kids. I'm sorry, but wasn't one of the original infomercial's claims "One size fits all"?

One would think that the insanity would stop there, but no. They had to think of a way to hemmhorage more money of out the idiots we call humanity. Which brings us to this...

It's shit like this that makes me lose all hope for humanity.

Normally, I'm a huge fan of Staphen King, but this movie is one of the worst things I have ever seen. Stephen, why hast thou forsaken thee?

Also, Necro's secret origins and a special guest star.