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Merry Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2010 at 12:15 PM Comments comments (3)

Merry Christmas everyone. Unfortunately, my planned Christmas 2-parter will be a bit late (thanks to filming problems, part 2 won't be out until New Year's), so here's a little something to tide you over. A little blast from the past with my last Christmas Special.

Magic Bag of Shit

Posted on October 3, 2010 at 5:28 PM Comments comments (2)

Ah... Felix the Cat. One of the most famous cartoon characters in history. Surely his movie must be a true film masterpiece, right?


The Gun is Good...

Posted on August 21, 2010 at 2:39 AM Comments comments (1)

Actors will do insane things to avoid typecasting. Some fuck horses, while others accept weird movie roles. Perhaps the former would have been less degrading to Sean Connery's dignity.



I'm the Baby, Gotta' Loathe Me.

Posted on August 9, 2010 at 12:22 AM Comments comments (3)

Today, Necro reviews one of the worst movies of all time. We also get an inside look as to the dark origins of The Necro Critic, spanning even before Sleepwalkers.




Also, in a desperate attempt to keep up with my extensive schedule, I will try to post a new video every week this month.

Necro Critic's Embarassingly Late Holiday Specials!!!

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 5:26 PM Comments comments (2)

From the deepest pits of Editing Hell, come forth two reviews that I should've had out months ago, but didn't due to crippling technical issues. So here we go:



Jekyll + Hyde: The long-awaited second part of The Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Double-Feature Halloween Craptacular! However, Necro is mysteriously absent for this review. Instead he is replaced by a man who goes by the name of The Devil Critic. Who is this imposter, and how will he survive the Drug PSA that has been inaccurately labeled as a horror movie?



The Christmas Shoes: A mysterious package could spell doom for Necro, as it is revealed to contain a horrible TV-movie based on a book based on the worst Christmas song ever written: (pause for dramatic effect) CHRISTMAS SHOES!!! Who sent this foul gift, and will Necro be able to survive a movie based on the song that makes Dogs Barking Jingle Bells sound like Silent Night? On an unrelated note, what's a Christmas Special without a special guest cameo or two?