The Necro Critic


Forums are now up

Posted on July 14, 2011 at 12:34 AM Comments comments (1)

In my six months of absence, something occurred to me. Other than the videos, this site has almost nothing to do. Since I now have 100+ members, I figured a forum would be a nice addition. Feel free to post there, get to know each other, and just have fun. Make sure to read the rules, though.

Also, I'm currently taking moderator applications. If you want to moderate my forums, email me a message containing your username, age, previous experience (if applicable), and why you'd make for a good mod.

Necro is back!

Posted on July 9, 2011 at 11:49 AM Comments comments (8)

Hey guys. Sorry for the absence. I've been going through a few issues for the past while, both technical and personal. However, I have returned triumphantly with a new review of the most infuriating anime that I've ever seen.

Skipping a Week

Posted on May 5, 2010 at 6:21 AM Comments comments (0)

My family is going on a vaction to Florida this week. It's giving us all a chance to visit some relatives who aren't in the best of conditions. Unfortunately, this means that I won't be able to put out my next review on time.

Instead of pushing my schedule back two weeks, on May 21, I'll be posting both Baby Geniuses and Zardoz to the site.


Posted on February 27, 2010 at 5:24 AM Comments comments (0)

I've decided to open up a merchandise store. There you can buy some shirts/mousepads/mugs with my jokes attached to them. There aren't that many at the moment, but I will be adding to the store as the time comes.

On a related note, I've also added a contact button, where you can send me e-mails requesting stuff for me to review, ask me questions, or just say hi and talk about how awesome I am. If you have an idea for a t-shirt, or even an image for it, feel free to send it my way. Who knows, maybe if I use your image, you might get a special reward for it.

So, why not check out the store?

Necro Critic's Embarassingly Late Holiday Specials!!!

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 5:26 PM Comments comments (2)

From the deepest pits of Editing Hell, come forth two reviews that I should've had out months ago, but didn't due to crippling technical issues. So here we go:

Jekyll + Hyde: The long-awaited second part of The Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Double-Feature Halloween Craptacular! However, Necro is mysteriously absent for this review. Instead he is replaced by a man who goes by the name of The Devil Critic. Who is this imposter, and how will he survive the Drug PSA that has been inaccurately labeled as a horror movie?

The Christmas Shoes: A mysterious package could spell doom for Necro, as it is revealed to contain a horrible TV-movie based on a book based on the worst Christmas song ever written: (pause for dramatic effect) CHRISTMAS SHOES!!! Who sent this foul gift, and will Necro be able to survive a movie based on the song that makes Dogs Barking Jingle Bells sound like Silent Night? On an unrelated note, what's a Christmas Special without a special guest cameo or two?