The Necro Critic

The Christmas Shoes

It's the Necro Critic Christmas Special!!! It's a special filled with excitement, drama, humor, and obligatory Rob Lowe sex scandal jokes. Starring: The Necro Critic, Shampoo the Cat, and a movie based on the worst Christmas song ever made: Christmas Shoes. With two special guest stars, it's a special that you don't want to miss.

Posted by necrocritic on February 2, 2010 at 1:38 AM 6182 Views

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27 Comments

Reply Will
11:00 PM on January 4, 2015 
Your cat must have the patience of a saint to put of with being a screaming muffler
Reply Jason
11:41 PM on December 19, 2012 
Merry Christmas Necro, hope to see videos again from you soon
Reply Shiney McShine
9:33 PM on April 15, 2012 
the doctor at about 13:06 is the same actor who played Mr. Lahey in Trailer Park Boys! BAHAHAHAHA

(if you're not familiar with that show picture him drunk off his butt, cursing in a way that would make a biker blush, and having a boyfriend who's a fat dork who never wears a shirt. I am not making this up.)
Reply Jeremiah McClurg
9:13 AM on August 10, 2011 
May I just say, I love your videos. Please, don't ever stop!
Reply Shadowdancer21b
7:42 PM on July 9, 2011 
Shampoo the cat. I get it.
Reply Asuka
3:31 PM on July 3, 2011 
For some reason, classical music was played just before you swore to God and screamed on your cat.
It reminded me of my battle against the mass-produced EVAs.
I only realized that the audio was completely censored when the video was finished.
Reply kaosgamer
6:18 AM on May 30, 2011 
catzrule123321 says...
is Jonesboro in arkansas?

It is in Tennessee.
Reply catzrule123321
7:08 PM on February 11, 2011 
is Jonesboro in arkansas?
Reply Ronin77(A)
2:52 AM on January 2, 2011 
Uh yeah. And who's bright idea was it to make a movie out of a song that turned into a book? I'm pretty sure, judging by the footage in the music video, they shot the movie in advance.

Also I find it ironic that even a christian (excuse me, Methodist) finds this movie to be crap.
Reply Ryukemi
9:12 PM on December 28, 2010 
aaah....the good ol times..... this movie is crap, but is the best xmas critic XD, daang pity the xmas special will be out till new year.... oh well i will wait, wicked new year necro dude
Reply Jintu
8:47 AM on December 10, 2010 
hehehehe Grandma got run over by a reindeer.....btw another great movie review
Reply necrocritic
7:50 PM on October 30, 2010 
YoYoKirby1 says...
your christian eh? then answer this question.. are catholics christian?

They worship Jesus Christ, so yes they are Christian. However, these days people seem to think the term "Christian" exclusively refers to Protestants, in an attempt to demonize Catholics, Orthodoxes, and Non-Trinitarians.

YoYoKirby1 says...
I just realised something... if you put the n in santa at the end of the noun.. it spells... satan o.o

That doesn't really mean anything, since Santa Claus is a title, not his actual name. However, it is ironic because "santa" is the Spanish word for "saint".
Reply YoYoKirby1
7:25 AM on October 23, 2010 
I just realised something... if you put the n in santa at the end of the noun.. it spells... satan o.o
Reply YoYoKirby1
7:04 AM on October 23, 2010 
your christian eh? then answer this question.. are catholics christian?
Reply VividGroovy
4:32 AM on October 5, 2010 
My favorite part was the Grinch reference - hilarious :).

The song is so bad it seems like a parody of that kind of song, even though it's obvious they mean it to be taken seriously. And the movie looks just as bad.
Reply MissBlack
4:13 PM on August 30, 2010 
Not your best review, but still made me laught a lot XD And I pity your poor, little, shrinking heart. And your cat.

This is not so terrible, considering it's a christmas movie. Of course, it's boring, stupid, melodramatic and it's entire storyline is based on cliché after cliché, but at least it's not Jingle All the Way. Or Surviving Christmas. Or Santa Clause 3. Or Star Was Christmas. Or Christmas With the Konks. Or... I'm sorry, but I just hate Christmas movies.
Reply zero
1:23 PM on June 1, 2010 
neon genesis ringtone.... NICE can you send it to me? 330-441-1502
Reply Meta
12:13 AM on February 19, 2010 
Hilarious. Loved the bit with Shampoo. Can't wait for your next review. ^^
Reply [email protected]
8:16 PM on February 7, 2010 
Poor kitty! but then again, as you said Necro, cats are weird so I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for it lol

Nice, nice review, I really hope everything's ok now so you can upload videos with more frequency.
Reply son_of_sam
8:52 PM on February 5, 2010 
Great review, Necro Critic! I'm a sucker for a few anti-Lifetime jabs.

Favorite part: 10:02. I literally jumped out of my chair. XD

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