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Zardoz

Sean Connery has been in a lot of crappy movies. Let's take a look at what started it all.

Posted by necrocritic on August 21, 2010 at 2:43 AM 5422 Views

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Reply necrocritic
4:55 PM on July 11, 2016 
maddy says...
Question: Real or fake gun? (By the way, love your vids)


Fake. In my original videos, including this one, it was just a fairly realistic looking cap gun. It went missing about a year ago, though, so I replaced it with an airsoft Desert Eagle replica (seen in my London Assignment video).
Reply maddy
4:33 PM on July 11, 2016 
Question: Real or fake gun? (By the way, love your vids)
Reply reanimatedanimation
8:57 PM on November 5, 2011 
stuff
Reply herobrite
7:11 PM on June 3, 2011 
I like you more than the nostalgia critic :3
Reply Cargodine
12:57 PM on December 29, 2010 
necrocritic says...
I must use these powers for the good of mankind.


Yes... your super hero name can be Short Circuit!
Or... maybe "Electro Necro"?
Reply necrocritic
11:58 AM on December 29, 2010 
Cargodine says...
So my boyfriend and I were showing this video to our friend last night, and right at the part where Friend says he doesn't remember what the Tabernacle is, and you say, "ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" the power shorts out and the computer turns off by itself.
Lol... It was quite anti-climactic.
My boyfriend and I joke that your rage blew out the transformer and shorted the power. LOL somehow the possibility isn't as rediculous as it should be....


I must use these powers for the good of mankind.
Reply Cargodine
11:27 AM on December 29, 2010 
So my boyfriend and I were showing this video to our friend last night, and right at the part where Friend says he doesn't remember what the Tabernacle is, and you say, "ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" the power shorts out and the computer turns off by itself.
Lol... It was quite anti-climactic.
My boyfriend and I joke that your rage blew out the transformer and shorted the power. LOL somehow the possibility isn't as rediculous as it should be....
Reply the penis
9:40 AM on October 23, 2010 
IM EVIL
Reply Kurtis
9:18 PM on September 20, 2010 
Actually, the tabernacle is the mormon music hall here in Salt Lake City, and he has my undying blessing to destroy it :D
Reply MissBlack
7:27 AM on August 28, 2010 
necrocritic says...
Oh I wouldn't go THAT far. Sean Connery is still a fantastic actor who has been in some very good movies, like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Finding Forrester, and the original Highlander. It's just that he gets cast in crap movies and, for some reason, the public doesn't seem to ostracize him for it, like they do with other actors.


Yes, I agree. I really like Sean Connery, he's a very good actor. To mention one of your exemples, The Last Crusade would not be the same without him. What I mean is that I will likely remember this less memorable role everytime I see a movie with him. It's like trying not to think of Being John Malkovich while watching a movie starring john Malkovich. Yes, I know, I am easily distracted...

Tell me if I'm wrong, but I believe people don't mind much Sean Connery acting in movies like Zardoz because they're not that popular (compared with the unforgetable classics he worked on, I mean). Also, now I've seen the review again after a good night of sleep, I believe this is the kind of movie that even if you don't like it, someone will consider it a cult and gather fans just by saying Sean Connery is in it.

Oh, well. It's still painful XP
Reply necrocritic
6:48 PM on August 27, 2010 
MissBlack says...
Hm, no thank you, I think you did your job so well that I'll never watch this or any other movie with Sean Connery in any respectful way. It's that kind of movie that even the review hurts _


Oh I wouldn't go THAT far. Sean Connery is still a fantastic actor who has been in some very good movies, like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Finding Forrester, and the original Highlander. It's just that he gets cast in crap movies and, for some reason, the public doesn't seem to ostracize him for it, like they do with other actors.
Reply MissBlack
3:06 PM on August 27, 2010 
Hm, no thank you, I think you did your job so well that I'll never watch this or any other movie with Sean Connery in any respectful way. It's that kind of movie that even the review hurts _
Reply necrocritic
6:30 PM on August 23, 2010 
Boyland says...
Personally I would love you to do a ed wood movie as they are entertainly bad.


As much fun as that would be, I'm pretty sure that AVGN said all that needs to be said about Ed Wood.

http://www.cinemassacre.com/2008/10/14/ed-wood-a-thon-part-1/
Reply Boyland
6:17 PM on August 23, 2010 
I am surprised you did Zardoz as its a marmite movie, I know a lot of people who like it. Boorman has done worse then this namely exorcist 2 the heritic. Personally I have never seen this movie, to be honest seeing Sean Connery in a mexican gun fighter attire with a red posing opuch and a ponytail tells me all i need to know. Perosnally I think if hes this fighter he should have more armour. Personally I would love you to do a ed wood movie as they are entertainly bad.
Reply RawMetal
10:47 PM on August 21, 2010 
Dude that is the most weirdest movie ive ever seen and South Park copied that "Squel like a pig" Scene
Reply TJOmega
4:37 AM on August 21, 2010 
Between Sean Connery's mankini and the scene from Deliverance I may never get over the sound of my dick screaming, thanks Necro!
Reply [email protected]
3:53 AM on August 21, 2010 
Well, fuck you Necro, now it's almost 3 am and I want a sandwich and a soda. And yes, the movie is a big WTF, but remember, Guns are good. And that's it.

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