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A formal letter to Japan

Posted on July 6, 2009 at 5:37 PM

Dear Japan,

You know, I highly repect you.  Your people make up some of the most kind and generous people ever to live.  In Japan, people bow to each other constantly and offer friendly smiles, where as in America, you get a middle finger with an agressive shout of, "Fuck you!"  Japan, I've always wanted to come see you, and witness your culture first hand.  I want to try authentic sushi and go to a REAL arcade.  There are many other points that I could mention to note how much I like you, Japan.  However, there is something I would like to address:


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Japan... just know that I still love you, but-

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

 


Your #1 fan,

Necro.

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5 Comments

Reply Ryukemi
2:32 PM on January 11, 2011 
stupid, nonesensical, tengu milk?..... ok and i though scary movie series were stupid but japan really knows how to make us say wtf and make us laught at the same... japan i simply love u, oh and those robot school girls... i wonder if they stand a chance against pedobear? XD
Reply necrocritic
5:09 AM on December 21, 2010 
Cargodine says...
Oh...My...GOD....
...I... don't know if I should really be surprised...
This isn't a joke, right?
No, no... It can't be...
When I first started watching this, I thought, "Man, if Necro has a problem with THIS piece of crap, he should watch Tokyo Gore Police!"
Then, sure as shit, I see in one of the flash titles that it's the same director.
...sigh...
Shouldda known. *FACEPALM*
The sad thing is, if Tokyo Gore Police had been made as an anime, it would have been acceptable. But... Since it's live action, and HORRIBLY dubbed, there's just no hope for it in this, or any parallel universe. The same goes for this thing, and I don't even have to see the movie to know that.


Actually, I HAVE seen TGP. I actually premiered it at Katsucon 2010. I must say that I've actually grown quite fond of Japanese exploitation films, and am actually looking forward to this one.

My question still stands, however.
Reply Cargodine
3:49 AM on December 21, 2010 
Oh...My...GOD....
...I... don't know if I should really be surprised...
This isn't a joke, right?
No, no... It can't be...
When I first started watching this, I thought, "Man, if Necro has a problem with THIS piece of crap, he should watch Tokyo Gore Police!"
Then, sure as shit, I see in one of the flash titles that it's the same director.
...sigh...
Shouldda known. *FACEPALM*
The sad thing is, if Tokyo Gore Police had been made as an anime, it would have been acceptable. But... Since it's live action, and HORRIBLY dubbed, there's just no hope for it in this, or any parallel universe. The same goes for this thing, and I don't even have to see the movie to know that.
Reply briesysib
11:59 AM on September 1, 2010 
Hello. Very interesting site and you lead a very interesting discussion. There is a nice atmosphere here and I'm sure I will often read your posts.
From time to time I will also try to write something interesting.


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Reply NostagiaTeen
7:55 PM on October 3, 2009 
Ouch... my soul...