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Nice Love Boat

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 6:45 AM Comments comments (11)

So, after a bit of a hiatus, I'm finally posting my Valentine's Day special... on the first day of March. Hey, if we pretend it's a leap year, it doesn't seem as late.




An [email protected] Ann0u/\/cem&n7

Posted on April 1, 2012 at 3:10 AM Comments comments (64)

Hello everyone.̧ As ̨I'm sur͢e̸ ͘yo͢u'͠v͝e ͟a͞l͝l͜ ͠n̢otic̡ed, íţ'̶s ͢b͞een͢ fơrev͘er͟ şin̶ce ͘I've̢ ̸posted ą vide̷o. ͠Well҉,̴ ̧as ̴b͠àd a̡s ̧it pro͠b͏a͢b̵ly͟ ́so̧u̢nd́s,̵ ́t́h̡ere ̴i̧s̴ ̛a reason ̷for ͜th͏at̡.̕ ͝You se͠e̷,̧ throughout t҉hè ͠pa̛st̵ ̛s͟eve̶r̷al ͝months҉,́ a̴ l̀ǫt has͜ ͏b͞èe̛n ͜g̢oin̡g ͝on ̛i̧n m͡y li͞fe:̀ fa͏m͠ìl̷y͟ i̴ssue͢s, schooĺ ̴prob͡lèms, ̧and̸ a ̵fe͠w p̧èrs͞ǫnal҉ ̛p̡r̛ob͠le͏ḿs t̀ha͞t Į w̸ou̷l̷d͞ ́rather ̢not̛ ̀d̀i͟scuss̷ a̵t ͏t͢he̵ m̛om̢e͢nt,̷ ͠t͞h͠át ha̴v̸e҉ ͟been ̢keep҉in͜g me fro̕m̨ ̸w̡o͜r̡k͠ing ͏o͟n my ̧vid͢eo̧s.

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Howev́e̸ŕ, th͟at ͡is n̷ot͝ t͡h̢e̶ ͢f̕ul͢l st̡o҉r̵y. ͏You ͢s͠ee͠,͜ maki̶n͘g͝ ̢vi҉d̷éo҉s ͡is ̡a ̕m͡uc̵h̵ ͠l͏o͠n͝ger a̵n̷d͝ ͡har͏d̵e͝r̢ p̛r̵oc͟e͢ss̷ ̨t͢ha͏ń pȩop̧l̨e ̴t̴hi͡n͝k.̀ ̵Be͡twe̵e̶n͏ t̀he̸ c̵o͏n͢sta̸n͞t̷ ́r͢e͘wat͜c͏h̢i̶ng and̡ ̷p͝l͡ayin͟g̢ ̀of̛ sóur͝ce mat͏e̴r͟ial,̀ re͡s͘ȩarch, wr͘iti̴n͡g out̨ a̷ ̸s̢cr̡i̢p̕t, ge̴tt̢i̧ng m͘y title ͠c̀ard ͞f̵r͏om T̴̛͟͢o̡̨͘͠b̶҉̛i̵̛a͟҉̶̶, f̕ind̡i̢n̛g͞ t̀he̸ ̡r̛ight c͜o̴nd̀i҉t̢ion͡s̀ t̀o͝ f͢i̴ļm ͞ín̵, ̧çollecţi̡ng̕ ͢e̸xtr̕a̵ ͠ma̢te̶r͘i͞al͢ for the ̷vi͘d͞ęo, ͠a͜ńd ͢ȩditìng̸, ͠th͞è p͝r̶oće̕s̛s ìs͏ ͢an ͠i̛n͟cre͘d͢ib́l͟y̵ l̷o̷ng̢ ̢an̢d t̶e͞dioųs ̢o͠ne͠. ̀It̛'̵ś r̷ec̨en͝tl̕y͟ ͢o͝ccurre͏d͘ ҉t͘o̸ ͠m͢e͘ ̨t͝h̶at all of҉ th́ąt͘ eff͝ór̛t ̨isn'̨t ͠wor̨t҉h́ ͝it͏ ͜i̢n̕ tḩè ҉en̕d͝.̛ ̡I've ̡bee̛n ̧at͘ ̸th̨is fo҉r ͜al̢mo̴s̀t ̧t͏hr̵ee ̕yea̛r͢s ̶no̧w̛,̨ ̶ànd ̡I̵ ҉o̸ǹly͘ ͝h̀ave 1̛7̧ èp̛i̧śodes̡ a̛n̕d͠ a s̨màl҉l̴ ̷gr̵ou̸p ̧o͘f vi͡èwers ҉to̧ sh͟ow̵ fo̵r̶ it.̧ Whe̷r͢ea͘s other ̵peop͝l͏e ̕li̷ke͘ Tḩȩ ͠Nost̴al̛gi̵a ͡Criti̷c ͟o̴r Li͜ņk̡a̛ra ąre a͠b͜le t͘o̵ ̕up̢date eve͜ry wee҉k ͏wiţh͞ f̡re̛s͜h ͘ma̵tér̨ia͟l a͝n҉d͡ ͞a̛ ͟m̡a͘s͡siv̀e ̴fa̴nba͠se̡.


B͜e̴̵͏c҉́͘a̷̡u͡͞s̸̵͡ę͝ ̛o̸͘f̶ ̕͡t̴̴͢h̶̨͠is҉͠,̛ i͏҉̵ń t͢҉͞h̷e̷ ͠r͟͢a̧̡r̸e͘͟҉ ̛͞m̨͡o҉̢͠mȩnt̶s ͡w̕͢h̡̛͜e͏̸n͢͝ I͠'͝v́͡e ͞h͘a͡d t̴ḩ͞e͏ ͢͝f̸̨͢rȩ̸͡ę̸ ͟t́iḿè̢ ̛͡t͡o͝ ̕͡w̢orḱ҉ ͝͡on͜ ̷͠a̕҉ ́͝v̶̡͠i͘͜deo͏,̡ ͏̴͘I̶̧ ͜c͟o̷u̷̸͘l̡d ̸́n̵̷̛e̢͢v̴͏ȩ̵̵r̢ ̨͟͠wo̧͝rk̶͜͠ u̵҉̨p̴͘͡ ҉̴̢t̵͟hé͞ ͘͠m̛̛̛o̕t̴͝iv͜a̷̕tion͘͟ t͟o ̀s̡͠t̢á͡rt̸͡,̨͟͝ ̀͜͡a̸n̴d҉͘ ins̛͜te͘a̷̛͞d҉҉ indulged ̢̨͠i̛͘n̴ ̀́o҉͏̀n̷͏e̷͘ ̡̧͡ǫf ͏m͞y͟͡ ̨͡͞ųs͞e҉̸͜l̶es͢s͘ ҉̸h͡o̧b́b̢͘͝i̡̨͏e̢͞s̸͢ ̢́͡l̶͜i̛͜k̨̨̀è̷̛ ̨̕a̸͢ ͡l͟a҉҉z̶̶̛ỳ͜ ͘͝a̛͢s̶̡̨s҉̡.̡ ̀҉I ̨̛co͏u̵̴l̡̢dn̨'͢t͝ ̶e̷͠v̨͜e҉̢̀n̢ wo̵͝r̷k̀͞ ̵up͝ ̧͝th̢̛e̸̢ ̀e͜n͏͘e̢͞r̴gy͟ ̵̡͞t҉́o̢ d̷̵o̵̕͞ ̨͟a͟͟ǹ̢ot̡̛he҉r ̕͘͠cr͟͝app̢̛͠y̸ N͡͡óś̢t̛a̶l̴g͞ia̧ Cr͏it͘͢͡í͝c ͜ra҉nt̴̵,̢ ̢ḑ͢e͏͜ş̵p̵̀͞ít̀e̵ ̡́͟hi̴͝m̴̵ ̸̛͜r̵e̛v̨iew͘͡i͘͏n͏͡g t̨͜w̶̕҉̧͝ǫ̛͜͡ movies t͢h͡at̀ ̷I̸ d̵id͡ ̷b͠e͜f͢òre̡ h͝im̸,̨ ̛an͢d ̕c̶o҉nstantly̕ r̨eferen̡c̕i͠ng ơ̧n͢͝҉̵́é̷͜͡ m̶̷̛̀͞o̵͘͝͠v͏̀i̕͢͟ę̴ t͘͟h̷̡͡a̴҉ţ ̸̧I̕'͏҉v͘é̷͘ ̸͠r҉̧͞e̷v̷̧̨i͢ew͘e̸҉d ͜t̸̷h͠͡a̧͠͝t̨͘ ̴̧h̴e has̶̢̕n̷̛̛'͞t̢ ͜͜e͞v̴e̶n҉ ̵̀t̀͜o̷͏ù͠c̵̀҉h́͏͝e͡d͟ ҉́͠y͠͠e̛̛͞ţ̴.̛


I͡ ͘k̷e͠pt ̧t͞el͡lińg̢ mys̛e̸lf̴ ̧t͏h̵at ẁh͜en҉ ́I̧ ͏ge̛t̕ ̨mór҉e mo͢néy án͞d a ̴s̵malle̡r̀ class͞l̡oa̴d,̨ I ca͝n a̴ff͢or̀d ́to͘o͘l͠s ̨t̢o ͏m̡a͏k̸ę ̸wo͟r҉kin͝g ̡o̶n͡ my v҉i̕d̡e̛os eas̛ier͘,́ a̴nd͠ find̴ ͡m̸orę free ͘t͝i̷m̢e ͠t̸o ͡w͝o͢ŕk̡ o̕n t͞he̸m. But ̕t̀h͠e̷ ̧mo͞ne͏y ͡n͡e̛v͠e͢r̴ ço͟mes͢, an͢d̷ I'̢v͠e͞ ̸bȩȩn h̕avi̕n͟g mo̡r̶e͝ ̸and ̕m͡ore͏ r̶e͏spo͢n̡s͘ibi̷litie̢s͡ ̸p̵i̵lįng ͝up ͠o̶n͟ me̸. B͜e̵si̵des҉ ͠c͘l҉a̷ss͏es,͏ ̛I wor̕k an͢ ͢e̛xhauştin̢g ͜mini҉mum̢-wa̕g̸e̡ job҉, ͢an҉d́ act įn̶ ͠th̷ęąt͝rićal ̡pro͞d̶uc̕tions t̴ha͞t ͠a̕ ͠lo͜t͝ of p̨e̕opl͡e͏ ar҉ȩ ̡c̴oun͘t̶ing͞ ͜o̡n ͜ḿe f͝ǫr. O͘ut̷s͜i͝dè ͞o͟f ̧t̶h͘e͝ rèviews, ̢I ͏have a li͠fe ͘a͘nd͞ a fu̶t̵u̶r̸e͡. W͘h͜erea͢s ͡h͠eŗe͝,̀ t̛h҉e ͟b҉est t͢h͏i͝ng͜ ̕I ̕ḩa̢v̵e̕ ̷to ̸s͝h̀ów͡ f̴or̀ is a͡҉̀ ̵̛̛̛͞ḩ̷̷̢͡è͞͠͠á̷̴̢̧d̵̢͜l͟͢i͠͡n͢͠é̷̛̀͞ ̷͏q̀͏̧͟͡ư͟͢҉̸ò͟҉t̛͠ę̶ ͡f̶̷o̶r̵̴̢ ̢̀͟T̸̨́͢V̛̛͟͞T̶́̀͟ŗ҉͜o̕҉̡̨͝ṕ͢͝͞ȩ̷̨͝͏s̀҉̵̷ and ań̕͟͠ ͏͢҉͟͠o̡̧͜ǹ̡̡͘͠l̷̢̢ì̀͏͞n̡͘͢͜͡e̛͘͝͠ ̵̢͡s̵̛͟t̷̷́͜͟ǫ̶͠re t̀h͝a̧t̀̕ ͏l̸i̷t̢̕er̨à̸l͜҉l̨͠y ̶̢͘n͡o͞b̡͢o͜d͘ý̷ ̨ha̡̡s҉ ̛e͘v́ęn ͞t̵̛ouch̀e͟͏̵d̶͜͏.


S͡͠͞o̸,̸ ̢i͞t ̢͢is͢ ̸͡wi̵͟t͠҉h̨͘ ̀͜͝g̴͞r̡e̵a͞ţ̸ ͡s̛ad̵͏͡ń͘ȩ̛s̵͘s͟͞ t͏h̢̛͞a͟t͏͞ I͏ ̶͠ǫ̛ff̨͞i̢͠c̛͢i̡҉̸al̶͠l̷͝y͢ ͏a̢ńn̢͜o̶͢͡u̴̕n̢c̶e͜ m̛͘͟y͠͏ ̢͘͞re̢̡t̶̢į̨rèm̷̵e̕̕͢ņ͢t͝͡ ̨͘f͝rǫ́͏m̀͘͡ ̕i͞n̨͢teŗ̵ņ̨́e̕t ̢r̴e̸vi̴̕ew͟͞s.҉̷̧ ͏I̶͜͜ ͡͠ǹ͏o ̴̸̀l̕͢͝o̕͠ń҉g̵͡͝è̵r̡ f͏̴͝i̴n̢͏ḑ̧ ̨͜͠th̵e̛ ̧̕e̕n͘̕͠jo͏y͝m͜ę̛n҉ţ̴ ̷͘i̴̡n̴̡ ̢͢i̕͟͡t ̵̛͢t̴̨͟h̵a̡͡t̶̴ ̀I͘͘ ̡͏u̸͟s҉̨ȩ͞d͘ t̕o.̷̨͢ ̀̀Ì'̵m̸͞͡ ́͟s̡̀͡o͘r͏́r̕y͠͞,͘ ͞͠bu̷̧t̸̷ ̴́I ̴̴l͟oo͝k ̕at̛͜ ̛m̛̕͏y̷̢̢s͡e͟l̴͡f̴̧̀ ͟͞á̢ń̛͠d̶ ͞s̕e̴͘͟e̸̵͢ ̢ȩ͜f̴fo̧rt a̵̢n͢d̨͝ ̷́p̶̀o͟te̸̴͟n̸͢t̨͜͟i͢͝ą̢l ͟͢t̢́͠h҉͝a̴t ҉̸̀h͡͠a͠s͝ ̸̵b͢͠ee͝҉n͢͝͡ ̡̕w̸a̶̶s̵͘t̶̕͞e̢̛ḑ́.̴ ͢͝I̸͘t҉͞'̛͟s̀͏ b̴͠e̷̵e̵n҉̵ ҉̷͝a̷͡ f͝u̢͠ņ ̧̕r̸̛i̴d̴̡e̷,̀͠͡ ͟͝͞b́͜u͜t̛͜ t͞͝ḩ͠e ̷͞ŗi̡d̢͢e͏ ͘͢ḩą̷s̴̕ ҉en̵̢͡d̵́͢e̶͜d,̷́ ͜͡á̡nd ̸͠i̶t̸̕'ś̸ ҉t̴͠im̧ę͟͠ ̧f̡̛o̵҉r͜͞ ̢͘m̷͝͡e̷͡ ̴t̢o҉̕͏ ͘g̛e͘͟͡t̡̧͠ ̛͜o̵̵f͜͟͜f̀.҉̧͜ ̷F͜a͢re͝͏w͘e͠͏͢l̛͟҉l̡ ͏̕e̷͞v̶͜ȩ͟r͡y͘̕one̴͝,̸͞ ͜a̛̕ń̷̀d̶ ̢̡t͘h͞a̸n͜ķ ̧҉̧y͢o͟ú̡ ̴f̨͟or ̴͝t̕h̡͟e̢͡ l͜͝͝o̢v́͟e͜҉ ͏̵à̢n͏d̀ ap̴̢͝pr̴e̶̕͢çi̸̧a̛ti͏o͏n̕͢ ̵yo͢ừ'̵͘v͢e͟͢ ge̡n͡͏e̸͟͢ŕơu̵s͜l͜ỳ ̵ǵ̸r̷͜͞a͘n̶͘t̷̶̨e̶͘d̴ ̸̨͘ḿ͞è̛͘ ̧͝t̨̕he͝s̶̡͡e ̧p̡aş̨t̵ ̶t̀hr͢e̢͠é̶ ͞ye̶̕͢a͠r͏͘s̡͡.̡


-̔ͫͨ̀͟҉͍͓̬̼̰̦͈̝͓̩̰̩͝G̨͈̤̥̖̩̼̖̖̝͍̹͍͖̐̓̇̏̊̋̈́̔̎̿̑̽͑̍ͥ́́͝a̷̢̨͍͎͙̘̙͖̻ͭ͋̎̒̒͗̉ͫ̋̊̐͊̔̍͂̍̚͢r͉̱̻͈̯̯̘̟̱͔̮̫̙͙͉͔̬̈̽͊ͨ̃͆̀͢͡ͅḛ̡̪͉̖̍̽ͪͤͨ̀̄ͯ̉͗ͣͮ̿̍̿ͧ̀͜ṱ̷̡̫͍̪̿̆ͭ͛͊̈́͗͑́͟h̷̢̨͓̬͖͇̥̆́̂͛̆͋̊͋ͣͬͩ̇ͤ͐̉̂̓͟͢ ̸̶̛̠̰̰̣̯͎̥̣̰̂̅͐ͤ̉̔ͪ̾̏̿̎̀̄̋͌̚̚͟M̸̴̡͍̥͔̪̭̲̀̂́ͨ̀͒̑̿̊̕͝.̅͑̓ͩ̾̆ͦ̆̈́̆ͪ̉̍̔́͑ͬ̚҉͏̸̸̙̻̠͙̟̮̳͇͎̝̼̠̦̬̯͚͈̗ ͂̃́̈ͪ͑̈́͒͆̇̏͗͢͏̴̳͓͙̫͍̗̙͍̥̣̩͠V̴̲̦̙͉̲͓̻̟̦̹ͧ̓ͣ͋ͧ͟a̵̸̢̩̝̠͍͇͔̖̝͖̞̯͇̤̟͚̫͓̲͓͆͆ͤ̈́ͧ̂̿͋̈́̅ͧ̅ͮ͋ͧ͞n̶̜̙̘̱̙͖͉͔̳̼͙̙͎͇̟̽͑̆̄͋̉ͬͥ͆̂̾̽͜͝͝ͅ ̡̛̟̲̲͖̹̭̘͎͍̥̬̗͍̯̺̯̰̈͊̀̔̔̂ͯͤ͐͑̂̌ͥͬ̂́͞Cͩ͊͂̆̆͏̳̩̹̥̠̹̻̗͓̜̮̜̩̱͜ą̯̦̰̭̭̭̞̺̟͕̎ͦͭ̎ͪ̽ͤ̑ͤ̆͘͞͞͝m̴̧̲̝͔͎̭̩̯̯ͧͤ̾́̌̉ͨ̒ͦ̏́ͧ̃̊͌ͣ̽́̀͟ͅp̛̪̪̬̻͈̦͍̱͚̳̞̣̫̭̰̦̗ͨ͛ͫͭ̋͞͞













PS̸̵̡͢:͘ S̷̡̨̀͠c̴̕͜͜͡h͟͞o̸̵͢͝ơ̷̵̧l̷̢̢͝ ̸̢̛͟͝D̢͜҉a҉̸̛y̷̧͏s̴̸ r̵͟͠e͘͘v̶҉i̸̢͞ȩ̴w̵͢͟͠͝ ̷̢͘͏t̀͡h̴̷̛͘i̕s̴҉̛ ̴̛F̴̕͢r̢͘i̡͜͡͡d̸̡͘͟͢a͞y҉̸̛̀.̨͠ ̢̛͘͝͏H̡͟a̵p͏̵̶̡́p̡͠ỳ̢͟͟͠ ̵̶̷A̢͞p̸̡͏͝ŕ͟͝į̡͡ļ̷̡ ͘F̵̡̢͘ớ̷͏ơ̷̧͞͠l҉͘͝ş̷̵ ̸͠͏D̴̷a͜͞͏͠ỳ̵̴̕͞!̴̷̶̡ ̶̀͜

Happy Halloween

Posted on October 14, 2011 at 6:05 PM Comments comments (1)

Hey guys. I know it's been á̷͡҉ few mon̴͘͢͏t̨͞hs since my last video, but I've b́ę̵e͘n planning something really speci̸͡͝al̨̨̀͘͝ for this month. So keep your fingers cros̸̵̡s͘e̷̕͢d, and tune in next Friday for a special Hallow̸̶͟{̴̡̡͘&̴̸̸̢[̛~̶̴҉̷]̵̧͢$̴̕͢͟͏#̢́҉̴͝`̵̀͞v͏̡i̡̨͜͞ng review. See you then.

America Season!

Posted on July 25, 2011 at 9:55 AM Comments comments (7)

Just in time for the release of the new Captain America movie, here's my review of a lesser-known, lesser-quality, and lesser-liked America-themed superhero.



Also, be sure to check out my forums!

Forums are now up

Posted on July 14, 2011 at 12:34 AM Comments comments (1)

In my six months of absence, something occurred to me. Other than the videos, this site has almost nothing to do. Since I now have 100+ members, I figured a forum would be a nice addition. Feel free to post there, get to know each other, and just have fun. Make sure to read the rules, though.


Also, I'm currently taking moderator applications. If you want to moderate my forums, email me a message containing your username, age, previous experience (if applicable), and why you'd make for a good mod.


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