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Repo! NOT The Genetic Opera

Posted on February 7, 2010 at 11:25 PM Comments comments (2)

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*sigh* Where do I begin?


 

First off, let me start by saying that Repo! The Genetic Opera is one of my all-time favorite movies. This... this is painful to look at. I heard the concept for this movie. I sighed, but I wanted to give it a chance anyway. Then I saw the trailer. Oh my god this movie is going to blow. They took the concept of Repo! and blended it together with Minority Report and a buddy-cop movie. Why? Sweet mother of Christ, why?


 

And don't tell me, "But Necro, Repo Men can't be a rip-off of Repo! The Genetic Opera. Repo Men is based on a book." Yeah, a book that was published last year. Whereas Repo! is based on a stage play that was written four years ago. I still call rip-off!


It's times like this when Hollywood makes me sick to my stomach and I, yet again, lose faith in humanity.

A formal letter to Japan

Posted on July 6, 2009 at 5:37 PM Comments comments (5)

Dear Japan,

You know, I highly repect you.  Your people make up some of the most kind and generous people ever to live.  In Japan, people bow to each other constantly and offer friendly smiles, where as in America, you get a middle finger with an agressive shout of, "Fuck you!"  Japan, I've always wanted to come see you, and witness your culture first hand.  I want to try authentic sushi and go to a REAL arcade.  There are many other points that I could mention to note how much I like you, Japan.  However, there is something I would like to address:


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Japan... just know that I still love you, but-

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

 


Your #1 fan,

Necro.

Gamer: TEH MOVIE!!!

Posted on May 26, 2009 at 3:45 PM Comments comments (2)

The other day I heard about a videogame-related movie coming out called Gamer. Immediately, I laughed my ass off. I thought to myself, "Oh my God! That is the dumbest idea ever!" Seriously, a movie called Gamer? I swear to God, Hollywood is running out of ideas. There's no way in Hell that movie could be any good. Does the movie industry think we're a bunch of idiots or something? I mean, come on...


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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!


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