The Necro Critic


Skipping a Week

Posted on May 5, 2010 at 6:21 AM Comments comments (0)

My family is going on a vaction to Florida this week. It's giving us all a chance to visit some relatives who aren't in the best of conditions. Unfortunately, this means that I won't be able to put out my next review on time.

Instead of pushing my schedule back two weeks, on May 21, I'll be posting both Baby Geniuses and Zardoz to the site.


Posted on February 27, 2010 at 5:24 AM Comments comments (0)

I've decided to open up a merchandise store. There you can buy some shirts/mousepads/mugs with my jokes attached to them. There aren't that many at the moment, but I will be adding to the store as the time comes.

On a related note, I've also added a contact button, where you can send me e-mails requesting stuff for me to review, ask me questions, or just say hi and talk about how awesome I am. If you have an idea for a t-shirt, or even an image for it, feel free to send it my way. Who knows, maybe if I use your image, you might get a special reward for it.

So, why not check out the store?

Necro Critic's Embarassingly Late Holiday Specials!!!

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 5:26 PM Comments comments (2)

From the deepest pits of Editing Hell, come forth two reviews that I should've had out months ago, but didn't due to crippling technical issues. So here we go:

Jekyll + Hyde: The long-awaited second part of The Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Double-Feature Halloween Craptacular! However, Necro is mysteriously absent for this review. Instead he is replaced by a man who goes by the name of The Devil Critic. Who is this imposter, and how will he survive the Drug PSA that has been inaccurately labeled as a horror movie?

The Christmas Shoes: A mysterious package could spell doom for Necro, as it is revealed to contain a horrible TV-movie based on a book based on the worst Christmas song ever written: (pause for dramatic effect) CHRISTMAS SHOES!!! Who sent this foul gift, and will Necro be able to survive a movie based on the song that makes Dogs Barking Jingle Bells sound like Silent Night? On an unrelated note, what's a Christmas Special without a special guest cameo or two?

New Video Schedule

Posted on September 13, 2009 at 2:52 PM Comments comments (1)

9/18 - Ehrgeiz (part 2)

10/2 - Special movie review

10/16 - The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde (2006 version)

10/30 - Jeckyll + Hyde

11/13 - Top 10 Weirdest Anime

11/27 - Bomberman: Act Zero

Why, the HELL, did I get a Twitter account?

Posted on May 20, 2009 at 2:47 AM Comments comments (0)

Normally, I hate things that are trendy and popular, things like MySpace, Facebook, Twitter etc... And yet, I now have a twitter account. Why? It recently occured to me that people are impatient, even more so when there no explaination for why videos are delayed. So I made it to display updates that were too breif for the blog. But why did I hate Twitter in the first place?

You see, people use Twitter to narrate their life and post the brief, unimportant shit that nobody cares about. things like, "Eating lunch. McDonald's is awesome",and "Taking a dump. Shouldn't have had that taco. lol", and "I hate my life. I'm going to kill myself." And of course celebrity Twitter accounts. I've always wanted to know how Shaquile O'Neal spends his coffee break. Pretty much, I hate Twitter because of people like this...


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